One Christmas, in my dark and distant past, I was chatting to a friend about the gifts I used to receive when I was a child.
I jokingly mentioned that the things I needed these days came in the form of tablets.
When I asked Santa for a bike
I got the very one I liked, and
when I asked for a cowboy suit
I got a gun, and hat..and boots
Next year I got an action man,
an electronic watch made in Japan,
and if that wasn't quite enough
I got a load of Star Wars stuff
Later on I got a scooter
and a Clive Sinclair computer.
I got a CD music player
and songs by Megadeath and Slayer
But now I'm old I don't need toys
to show off to the other boys.
I'm happy now if Santa fills
his sack with blue Viagra pills.