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 Trevor B poem

One Christmas, in my dark and distant past, I was chatting to a friend about the gifts I used to receive when I was a child.

I jokingly mentioned that the things I needed these days came in the form of tablets.

When I asked Santa for a bike
I got the very one I liked, and
when I asked for a cowboy suit
I got a gun, and hat..and boots

Next year I got an action man,
an electronic watch made in Japan,
and if that wasn't quite enough
I got a load of Star Wars stuff

Later on I got a scooter
and a Clive Sinclair computer.
I got a CD music player
and songs by Megadeath and Slayer

But now I'm old I don't need toys
to show off to the other boys.
I'm happy now if Santa fills
his sack with blue Viagra pills.

Meet The Author...
Trevor Belshaw
Who Am I?

Trevor Belshaw, aka T A Belshaw and Trevor Forest, hails from the village of Ruddington in Nottinghamshire. Trevor was married to Doreen, who sadly passed away last year and has two grown up children, Tamsyn and Daniel, two grandchildren, Minnie and William, a mad Springer Spaniel called Maisie and an upstairs cat named Misha.

Trevor has produced two satire based adult novels for Crooked Cat Publishing, Tracy's Hot Mail and Tracy's Celebrity Hot Mail and twelve children’s books (ages 7-11), including Peggy Larkin's War, The Wishnotist, Stanley Stickle Hates Homework and The Magic Molly series written under the name Trevor Forest. He is currently working on the seventh Magic Molly book, Magic Molly and the Murky Marshes.

All of Trevor’s books are available in Kindle and paperback versions. The first Magic Molly book, Magic Molly, The Mirror Maze is currently FREE for Kindle users

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