It has been reported that, due to fly-tipping from a cannabis factory on a Swansea valley road, a flock of sheep were seen behaving a bit ‘odd.’
My lambs are dancing the Lambardo…
My ram is nearly deranged.
My once docile sheep
(sometimes half asleep),
are, all at once, acting so strange…
‘Betty’ was found in a stupor –
her eyes crossed, and smiling was she.
While Larry the lamb –
(the current flock’s ‘ham’)
nearly jumped as high as a tree.
‘Benjie’ was found
whirling around –
as fast as a Dervish on speed!
While ‘Bella’ my fave.
just wouldn’t behave;
their antics I couldn’t believe…
Ioan Richard, the Councillor, was fuming:
“I’ve never seen such a sight,”he opined
“As psychotic sheep: they’ve ruined my sleep,”
He left, and his teeth he did grind.
Some villagers found it quite funny,
they guffawed and said “What a lark!”
But the sheep-dogs and shepherds got busy
and peace reigned once again in
Craig Cefn Parc.